He thinks camouflage is one of the primary colors. He doesn’t fold his laundry, but can pack his tent in three minutes with the precision of military trained parachute packer. He likes mud, guns, and peeing in the woods, but buried beneath layers of green and brown clothing is a man fascinated by Martha Stewart. We call him Yooper Stewart.
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