For the first thirty years of my life, I had no concept of the word hangry. It never made sense to me. If you get hungry, eat! There’s no reason to get upset. Just grab an apple, and get back to work.
And then I met Yooper Stewart. Hard working, handsome, sweetest-guy-you’ll-ever-meet.
I won’t lie: the first several years of our marriage were hard. We didn’t live together before we got married, so it wasn’t just being married that we had to figure out. We had to learn all about each other’s habits and living styles (and let me tell you—as one of three daughters—living with a man for the first time opened my eyes to whole new levels of clutter and body odors).
One thing I never would have anticipated: an adult man who’s incapable of identifying his body’s hunger cues. Someone who could wake up a confident, capable man, then regress to toddler-like logic and confusion by lunch time.
For years, we argued. I tried to reason with my overly sensitive husband, but he always found something else to whine about. His whining annoyed me. My annoyance frustrated him. His frustration made me anger. Eventually there would be yelling and tears.
More than a decade later, I’m starting to figure him out. This past weekend*, for example, went something like this…
Me: We don’t use it for anything. We could get rid of it.
YS: (sigh) I guess I could use it for my Lego store.
Me: I thought you were closing that, and you already have stacks of containers.
YS: Fine! (throws container into recycle bin)
Me: We don’t have to throw it away. We could donate it.
YS: (cue toddler voice) But then we’d have to wash it!
Me: What the heck? So we wash it! What are— (realization)
Me: (pours a bowl of cereal, pushes it toward Yooper Stewart, slowly backs away)
TEN MINUTES LATER
YS: I’m going to run to the store, then get started in the yard and work out in the garage. Do you need anything?
And that, my friends, is why I carry snacks with me everywhere.
*Yooper Stewart would like to go on the record as saying that he’s pretty sure I was hangry this past weekend, and that I may have been overreacting a bit too. (Doubtful, but I promised I’d let you know.)